(847): i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding.


Texts From Last Night (via someone’s Facebook status) (via svstar)

I regularly contemplate changing my phone number so people will stop judging me for the area code I’m from (847).

(via sidewalkbagatelle)

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It doesn’t get much better with a 217 area code:

(217):

i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.

dated - 16 February 2010

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